Friday, November 30, 2007
My Fellow Americans!
Today is a a special day in my life, as i would like to announce my candidacy for the President of these United States! After much thought I have realized I don't like many of the Candidates so i have decided to run for office. Please join me in the fight to keep America Great! I am not sure of my running mate just yet, but i have put together my Cabinet.
Department of Agriculture - Allyn Hane (My mentor for Lawn Care)
Department of Defense - Julio Medina (He just joined the Air Force)
Department of Education - Adam Minnich (he thinks he is the Wendell Evans of the USA)
Department of Health - Chad Vis (Healthiest man I know!)
Homeland Security - Bryan Seddon (I fear him, He'll watch Immigration)
Department of State - Josh Cox (I would take his many years of wisdom to heart)
Department of Justice - Mike Borsch (The most understanding man i know)
Department of Interior - For the love of a cuppa ( We need the White house to look good)
Please welcome this Cabinet and please remember
Settlemoir '08 And God Bless America!