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Friday, November 30, 2007

My Fellow Americans!


Today is a a special day in my life, as i would like to announce my candidacy for the President of these United States! After much thought I have realized I don't like many of the Candidates so i have decided to run for office. Please join me in the fight to keep America Great! I am not sure of my running mate just yet, but i have put together my Cabinet.

Department of Agriculture - Allyn Hane (My mentor for Lawn Care)
Department of Defense - Julio Medina (He just joined the Air Force)
Department of Education - Adam Minnich (he thinks he is the Wendell Evans of the USA)
Department of Health - Chad Vis (Healthiest man I know!)
Homeland Security - Bryan Seddon (I fear him, He'll watch Immigration)
Department of State - Josh Cox (I would take his many years of wisdom to heart)
Department of Justice - Mike Borsch (The most understanding man i know)
Department of Interior - For the love of a cuppa ( We need the White house to look good)

Please welcome this Cabinet and please remember
Settlemoir '08 And God Bless America!

14 comments:

Chad said...

Nice. You got my vote brother! I'm honored to be considered for your cabinet. (healthiest man you know, hmmmm.......)

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Jason said...

Can I be your ambassador to all the Arab countries?

I would love to go and and beat the crap out of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!

Design.by.Kina said...

Heh, that oval office doesn't know what's comin to it:) lol

Chris Settlemoir said...

oh ya jason your my ambassador to the UN Let them know what you think

Jason said...

First thing I would do in my ambassadorship would be to let Pakistan know that the harboring of terrorists in their mountain rage is unacceptable, and that as I am speaking we are dropping nuclear bombs on those mountain rages. Next I will tell Iran that they are next along with their twin brother Syria.

Also I would tell Russia to mind its on buisness on any of these matters or we will have to start flying are long range bombers over by their air space. Yes I believe I could do the job of an ambassador.

GS said...

Yeah! I'll catch those Bastards!!

Allyn Paul said...

The first thing I would do for the agriculture dept is sell all the farmland and put up new housing subdivisions with 1-acre lots of grass! LOL

Cuppa--you are over-the-line lady, lol

Josh--you spoke alotta truth in your statement. sad but true.

Design.by.Kina said...

Al- that's so funny because I thought after I read the comments again... oh my gosh, that came out so wrong! lol oh well.

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Chris Settlemoir said...

I do not Recall!!!

lilbilly said...

wow, for a second there, I read cuppa's comment wrong...

I was in shock for a moment until I read it slower...

Design.by.Kina said...

Gosh guys... gutter minds all of you. tsk tsk.

lol Really sorry, didn't mean to cause such a stir.

Anonymous said...

how haughty you are